IntersectionalityFeminism 101 A Housewives’ Guide On Living The Best Life (Before They Birth Their Men Some Children)

A Housewives’ Guide On Living The Best Life (Before They Birth Their Men Some Children)

The first rule of the Housewives Guidebook is that a lady's place is in the residence and the kitchen, and her time here on this Earth is to oblige the higher sex — the men, obviously!

Rules for Housewives Clubs’

  • A lady’s place is in the residence and the kitchen, and her time here on this Earth is to oblige the higher sex — the men, obviously! She is a vessel of ripeness and her sole indicate is to multiply in advance of the age of thirty. In the event that not, at that point her life is just squandered and she will get unwanted to men.
  • In a lady’s childhood, including even in advance of espousement, it is exceptionally basic that she avoid peregrinating, alcohol and indiscriminate sex. A consistent women’s and housewives’ activist knows these are the makings of a siren.
  • You are definitely not a harmonious women’s activist in the event that you wear nothing but a dress or skirt (consistently pressed obviously) and dress messy, in pants, shoes, and wear your hair short and colour an indecent, unnatural tone.

The first rule of the Housewives Guidebook is that a lady’s place is in the residence and the kitchen, and her time here on this Earth is to oblige the higher sex — the men, obviously!

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  • Try not to squander your time drawing in with those cutting edge Western ladies who try to destroy your faultless, conventional existence of sensitive womanliness and grasping your affection for outrageous sexism and customary sex jobs. Remember: our job is to keep up the world of our extraordinary progenitors, not participate in this 21st-century political fighting of phony news.
  • A compatible women’s activist NEVER reviles! Cursing is just assigned for her better half and other men, since they are the more enthusiastic sex and are endorsed to display their antagonistic manliness whenever and anyplace they please. Yet, not us fragile ladies! We should consistently RECOLLECT our place: abaft a man and never before him.

Express less, please more.

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Exercises To Partake In While Bored At Home

  • Bake a delicious Betty Crocker cake with your best sweethearts to provide for your loved ones (why, for your husbands and your offspring, who else!)
  • Always give yourself sufficient opportunity to set up your repast for the night for your significant other when he returns home — this is to ensure that he won’t get perturbed at you and leave you for his secretary one day.
  • Tidy up around the house, slope to the nursery, wash whatever needs to be washed — however consistently in a dress or skirt!

Sit on your flawless parlour sofa (a compatible housewives-women’s activist consistently has a pristine home) and contemplatively gaze out the window, fighting the temptation to shout and cover yourself with a cushion.

  • Sit on your flawless parlour sofa (a compatible housewives-women’s activist consistently has a pristine home) and contemplatively gaze out the window, fighting the temptation to shout and cover yourself with a cushion.
  • Last, however not least, always remember to take your nutrients in light of the fact that ‘the harder a spouse works, the more charmingly dazzling she looks!

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Rachel Sahota is a student of Delhi University, currently doing B.A (Hons) Journalism at Kamala Nehru, College. She believes that she has never been able to find out precisely what feminism is: She only knows that people call her a feminist whenever she expresses sentiments that differentiate her from a doormat. Equality is not a concept. It’s not something we should be striving for. It’s a necessity. Equality is like gravity. We need it to stand on this earth as men and women, and the misogyny that is in every culture is not a true part of the human condition. It is life out of balance, and that imbalance is sucking something out of the soul of every man and woman who’s confronted with it. She can be found on Instagram and Linkedin.

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Comments:

  1. Sejal says:

    Very insightful.
    We need more girls like her.

  2. Upadhyay says:

    Unique and intriguing article on patriarchy.

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